Take it away, Mr. Hyatt: ~ * ~ Oh, that; sure, no problem. How to write a book in less than a thousand words. First, you need a story to tell. Then consider: 1.) Whether the story is going to be character driven, or not.…

Semicolons, that is. Semicolons are my second-favorite punctuation mark, right after the Oxford comma. Or, wait! Maybe it’s the exclamation mark! Anyway, here it is: Semicolons according to F. A. Hyatt Semicolons probably cause more confusion and misery than all the other punctuation marks combined…