Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? I didn’t bite Momma once this week! I grabbeded at her ankles a bunch, but I didn’t bite. Momma says there’s a surprise coming in just a few days. She says it isn’t for me, but ebbything…

Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? I habben’t had any new toys in like a hunnert years! I mean, besides the one Momma boughted me a few weeks ago. Poppa says we’re knee-deep in cat toys, but I already beat all of them…

Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? Momma went to a fing called a gombenshun, and she brought me back a toy! She says there are lots and lots of cat lovers at these gombenshuns, but I wouldn’t like it because there are too…