Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? I’ve been such a good helper, and so un-bitey for two whole weeks, Momma got me a good-boy present! The people she bought it from wrapped it around jars and cans of dopey stuff, so it wouldn’t…
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Hi there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? I only bited Momma a few times this week, and only for fun, not bloody. Like, when she gets up and has coffee before she feeds me, I jump at her feet and go, “Feed me now…
Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? I didn’t bite Momma again this week! I poked a hole in her arm, but that was kind of an askident. She pettedded me when I was in my touch-me-not chair, and I grabbed her arm and…