Amidala speaking. MaMA can be good and sweet, and she makes a warm, soft bed on which I sleep, but sometimes she’s so mean! She will not let me prowl on the kitchen table in peace, for instance. Every time she comes into the kitchen…

Amidala speaking. If the post title means nothing to you, here’s the reference. MaMA is quite fond of that book, and she told me about that scene. It isn’t quite an appropriate reference, since no one would attempt to stuff me into a dirty cabinet,…

Amidala speaking. MaMA took this picture of me, and I agreed to post it if she would agree that I was more in the right than she was. Grudgingly, she conceded, so I’m allowing the picture. Let it stand as a lesson to her. It’s…