Sweetie Pie Turner here. Ever since Joe, the dog who lived with MomGoth and Charlie, died, we’ve been invaded by interlopers. I thought interloper was some kind of a deer, but MomGoth explained that it just means somebody who doesn’t belong. She said we’re the…

I love diamonds, don’t get me wrong, but here’s one of the many things I like better than diamonds. Well, food, of course. And I’m talking about things, not people. Set aside books, because: obviously. These are all growing just outside my kitchen door. As…

Livin’ the wild life here in the back o’ beyond. I’m tellin’ you what: I’ve got to get out in the yard more; the critters are starting to act like they freakin’ OWN the place. I don’t see no ‘possums payin’ the taxes, you feel…