Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? We don’t hardly have any wild animals around here anymore. ‘Cause they’re just about practically tame! Momma took this picture out of the side window, right outside the baseump door. And Rotten Raccoon thinks he ought to…

Is this fing on? Not used to these gomputers yet. Hallo, hoomans. Freyja Mehitabel Seshet in da house—yes, in da house! Not long ago, I was the roughest, toughest, alleycat empress around, until some hoomans that call themselves archaeologists came along and I adopted one…

Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what! I got out this week, but I only went to the edge of the porch, and I let Momma pick me up and bring me in. It smells funny out there. Momma walked up the road, and…