I’m talkin’ about Welsh Rabbit. Don’t let anybody tell you it’s “rarebit” ’cause they’re just lyin’ to ya. It’s rabbit, because the “joke” was that the Welsh were too poor to afford as cheap a dish as rabbit. Well, the larf’s on whoever made that…

So I signed up for cell phone service with this company called Zact. Don’t get excited, though. They had a new kind of service, where you could choose how much data, how many talk minutes, and how many texts you wanted to send in a…