Dis mah cah: Okay, yes, I’m lying. Are you happy, now? But, in my imagination, I totally own a Mini Cooper. And my other car is a Volvo Amazon, like this one on Wikipedia: So, if you see me driving down the street, imagine I’m…

Dis mah cah: Okay, yes, I’m lying. Are you happy, now? But, in my imagination, I totally own a Mini Cooper. And my other car is a Volvo Amazon, like this one on Wikipedia: So, if you see me driving down the street, imagine I’m…