X is a tough letter. Only the Muppets could save me, with their Oh, How I Miss My X.
And leave it to the Muppets to choose a great songstress to sell a song that, taken out of context, would be a true torch song.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:
Patti LaBelle Sings How I Miss My X
A WRITING PROMPT FOR YOU: A character misses his or her ex.