The Sadness of the Splinter

No, I don’t post a picture every time I hurt myself. Now, how sad is that? Way, that’s how.

Subject was proceeding downstairs to feed the cat when this gentleman allegedly stuck a splinter in her hand.

The Perp

The Vic

Looks like it’s right on the surface, dunnit? Looks like you could just lift it off. Not so. I tried. Oh, yes, I tried.

The Tools That Failed

Got a needle and a pair of needle-nosed tweezers. But there was nothing to grasp; it was all out of reach.

Who could save me now??? I turned to the only possible resource.

Interwebs to the rescue!

I made a paste of baking soda and water, put a glob of that over the splinter, covered it with an adhesive bandage (or, for my English-speaking friends, a sticking plaster), and left it for 24 hours. After that time, the splinter was easy to push out from behind with my thumbnail until enough stuck out to be gripped by the tweezers.

I love a happy ending!

Today, I’m posting at Fatal Foodies about stuffed green peppers. Yes, they are, too, good! Yes, they are. Yes, they are. Yes, they are. I know you are, but what am I? Mo-om, my readers hit meeee!

A WRITING PROMPT FOR YOU: Your main character gets a bit of wood stuck in. This is especially traumatic for those of you who write about vampires.



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I was born in Louisville, Kentucky, but now live in the woods in southern Indiana. Though I only write fiction, I love to read non-fiction. The more I learn about this world, the more fantastic I see it is.

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      Marian Allen

      March 21, 2017 at 8:45am

      It wasn’t in my finger; it was in the fleshy part of my palm. And I really wanted to cut it, but I promised #4 Daughter. See, part of having a depression/anxiety disorder is that the quick fixes are kind of self-destructive. It’s stepping on a slippery slope to justify cutting myself for any reason. I found out when I cut myself in another DIY medical procedure how good it feels when you’re really stressed, so #4 made me promise I wouldn’t do it again. TMI? 🙂
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  1. I usually light a match then burn the tip of a needle and then disinfect the area with the splinter and open up the top and sort of pry the splinter out enough to grab. Usually squeezing along the way too. It’s probably really not sterile, or sanitary, but it’s worked so far sans infections or loss of limb or digit. 🙂

    Good for you for not cutting! I can’t relate to it ever feeling good, but GOOD FOR YOU for keeping that promise!!!
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  2. Must be the topic of the day: I just removed a splinter from the husband before he went to bed. It has been YEARS since I have removed a splinter from him – and I was very pleased to extract it quickly with tweezers, thus enhancing my reputation.

    I was sure it wouldn’t come out.

    If there is any left under the thumbnail, I will propose your solution.
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  3. Jeff

    April 14, 2017 at 3:17am

    Hope you didnt suffer too much with it. I had one go right into my foot off the decking and it was very difficult to get it out. Took 2-3hrs messing around to get it out.

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