When you’re looking for one-liners, they pop up everywhere. The other evening at Southern Indiana Writers, we got to talking about religion. One of the members told about a highly emotional service with a sort of folk band, I guess. I don’t know the denomination, but I don’t think it was Episcopalian.
ANYWAY, this week’s one-liner was part of the report on that meeting:
She was taken by the spirit and hit a parishioner over the head with her banjo.
You can’t make that shit up.
This has been part of Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday link-up. Visit Linda’s delightful site and check the comments for links to more one-liners.
A WRITING PROMPT BASED ON MY POST: Describe that church service.