I love magic, and I love America’s Got Talent, so I love it that I can go online on my phinnityphone and watch magic on America’s Got Talent.

That’s how I met my imaginary magic dragon boyfriend, Piff the Magic Dragon.

He was on Penn and Teller, but he didn’t fool them.

He didn’t care.

Not only did he not care, he has his OWN magic act in Las Vegas now. He returned to Penn and Teller Fool Us as a guest star!

Visit his snazzy-jazzy web site. Buy a Mr. Piffles the Magic Chihuahua doll. Subscribe to his YouTube channel. Time passes anyway; you might as well use it wisely by watching a grown man in a dragon suit do magic, yes?

Okay, one more, because a man in a dragon suit doing card tricks … on the radio.

A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Someone believes they’re a dragon.

MA