Talk about an odd family tradition: Just about everybody in my husband’s family has Pieter Bruegel the Elder’s Hunters in the Snow on the wall. I believe it started with my husband, who had seen the original in Europe and bought and hung a print.…

Today’s one-liner comes courtesy of a comment last week by friend and fellow writer Mitchell Allen (no relation that I know of, alas). My one-liner last week was about things parents say. Mitchell recalled the old standby about eating your food because people in _____…

This is what I began with, because I had a coupon. When it doesn’t even look good on the package, you gotta wonder, yeah? HOWEVER. Okay, first, you butter your burger buns and fry them. Set them aside while you cook the “burgers” on one…