It’s the first of the month, so there’s a new micro-mini story on my Hot Flashes page. I wish I could tell you that this whole Covid-19 thing was an elaborate prank, but that is not the case. Be safe, y’all.

Now, I’ve talked about my grandpa before, and I may have left you with the impression that he was totally without stings or barbs, but this is not the case.

He had no patience with meanness or pomposity. My favorite thing was if somebody was intent on winning an argument and finished up a harangue by saying, “You have to admit, I have a point.”

Grandpa would say,

Yes, but if you comb your hair different, maybe nobody’ll notice.

BOOM!

This post is part of Linda G. Hill’s weekly blog hop, One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner or just like them, follow the link.

A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Squelch a pain in the ass.

MA