Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? Momma says since I’m always on patrol anyway, I can be the Guard Cat and guard the house against viruses!
I asked what kind of viruses, and it sounded like she said macaroni. But that can’t be right, ’cause Momma and Poppa like macaroni. But I heard them say this bad macaroni came from bats. Or maybe it came from fleas on bats, I don’t know. But I think Momma and Poppa eat macaroni and fleas, but Momma cooks it in the oven, so maybe it’s wild, raw macaroni and fleas that’s bad.
But anyway, I’m guarding the house.
Even when I’m resting, I rest so I can look out the window.
Momma made this picture of me in a special, tough-guy hat.
She said I look like Bruno Mars, whoever that is, and she started singing, “Cat. Will. FunkYouUp! CatWillFunkYouUp!” It made her happy, so that made me happy, too.
She asked me to share this video with you, and I’ll do anything to make Momma smile these days. I hope you like it as much as she did.
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Do you do stuff to make your hooman happy?
TA
Dan Antion
April 18, 2020 at 7:05amJust donβt send if our way, Tipper. We have enough bad mac&fleas.
Marian Allen
April 18, 2020 at 9:02amOkay. No mac&fleas for Dan. You’re on the list!
Dan Antion
April 18, 2020 at 9:50amπ
acflory
April 18, 2020 at 7:35amHi Guard Cat! Love the Hat. Please tell your Momma that I’m still jiggling from Dark Lord video. Brilliant. π
Marian Allen
April 18, 2020 at 9:02amI love all the Uptown Funk covers and parodies!
acflory
April 18, 2020 at 10:08pmI’m turning into an old fuddy duddy so it was great to be introduced to a fun new band. π
Marian Allen
April 20, 2020 at 7:49am#4 Daughter used to keep me current on indie groups and #3 kept me current on pop groups. Now I have to rely on random chance. Sometimes, it pays off! π
acflory
April 20, 2020 at 5:53pmLMAO! They do come in handy, don’t they?
Marian Allen
April 21, 2020 at 7:57amπ
Damyanti Biswas
April 18, 2020 at 9:21amCaturday is certainly my favourite day now.