Lemme Tellya Sumpin: Cat. Will. FunkYouUp. #Caturday #TipperAndChickie

Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? Momma says since I’m always on patrol anyway, I can be the Guard Cat and guard the house against viruses!

I asked what kind of viruses, and it sounded like she said macaroni. But that can’t be right, ’cause Momma and Poppa like macaroni. But I heard them say this bad macaroni came from bats. Or maybe it came from fleas on bats, I don’t know. But I think Momma and Poppa eat macaroni and fleas, but Momma cooks it in the oven, so maybe it’s wild, raw macaroni and fleas that’s bad.

But anyway, I’m guarding the house.

Even when I’m resting, I rest so I can look out the window.

Momma made this picture of me in a special, tough-guy hat.

She said I look like Bruno Mars, whoever that is, and she started singing, “Cat. Will. FunkYouUp! CatWillFunkYouUp!” It made her happy, so that made me happy, too.

She asked me to share this video with you, and I’ll do anything to make Momma smile these days. I hope you like it as much as she did.

A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Do you do stuff to make your hooman happy?



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One thought on “Lemme Tellya Sumpin: Cat. Will. FunkYouUp. #Caturday #TipperAndChickie

  1. Dan Antion

    April 18, 2020 at 7:05am

    Just don’t send if our way, Tipper. We have enough bad mac&fleas.

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  2. acflory

    April 18, 2020 at 7:35am

    Hi Guard Cat! Love the Hat. Please tell your Momma that I’m still jiggling from Dark Lord video. Brilliant. 😀

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      • acflory

        April 18, 2020 at 10:08pm

        I’m turning into an old fuddy duddy so it was great to be introduced to a fun new band. 🙂

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        • Marian Allen

          April 20, 2020 at 7:49am

          #4 Daughter used to keep me current on indie groups and #3 kept me current on pop groups. Now I have to rely on random chance. Sometimes, it pays off! 😀

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  3. Damyanti Biswas

    April 18, 2020 at 9:21am

    Caturday is certainly my favourite day now.

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