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HELLO! My name is CHICKIE! Mommy got attackeded by a horrible monster, and I couldn’t help! That’s why she ought to let Tipper and me out when she goes outside. It was on her smoker griller thing. OF COURSE she had to creep around after…

I know there are one or two jokes in there somewhere, but I’m too lazy to dig for them. ANYWAY, I decided to take a monthly subscription to Bloomberg Online so you don’t have to. Special offer of $1.99/month for the first three months, then…