Adi In And Out of The Bag

Hewwo. Um, I’m Adi, okay?

EverMom bought us a great toy this week, and it had stuff inside it, too! We couldn’t believe we got a big cardboard box and it was full of surprises!

She got two new window seats, but I just use my own cat tree (or Chickie’s cat tree, if I want to).

Tipper won’t use the new window seats, but Chickie will, if EverMom puts her in it.

And she got this fish tail! Chickie and Tipper fought ober it!

I just waited until they were finished, and played wif it wifout a fight.

It’s too dumb and wittle, though. I like my Kroger sack better.

I was afraid EverMom was going to frow me out, because I bited her. My hair is so long, I can’t keep all of it smooth, and sometimes it gets mats in it. EverMom was cutting dem out, and she pulleded my hair and I bited her and she blooded a little bit. But I didn’t bite hard, and she didn’t blood much, and she didn’t frow me out. I don’t like my hair pulled, but I don’t like it all matty, either, so I don’t know what.

A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Do you like paper fings?


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One thought on “Adi In And Out of The Bag

  1. Alicia Butcher Ehrhardt

    October 29, 2022 at 11:45am

    Too bad you can’t go back and ‘bited’ the people who bred cats for longer and longer hair.

    There are no fluffballs in the wild – it isn’t a great survival trait. Wild cats are sleek, so they can clean themselves.

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    • Marian Allen

      November 1, 2022 at 9:22am

      I know, right? We love Adi, and she’s very affectionate, but she’s been bred to be — not to put too fine a point on it — grotesque. Not her fault.

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  2. acflory

    October 29, 2022 at 5:59pm

    I know how you feel, Adi. I have to cut mats out of Mogi’s fur too, except she’s a dog. She doesn’t bite but she hates it too. To be honest, I hate doing it as well, but it has to be done. At least you’ll feel better now. Oh and I love the pics of the ‘fish tail’. 😀

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    • Marian Allen

      November 1, 2022 at 9:22am

      If I had hair as long as Adi’s relative to my body size, I wouldn’t want to lick it, either.

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