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Hewwo. Um, my name is Adi, okay?

I gotted in trubble de odder night cause I was crying inna bafroom and when EverMom came to see what was wrong, I was wanting her to close de shower curtain to make my little room dat I like to hide in. So she said, “You little stinker!”, but she closeded de shower curtain.

De insurance nurse came yesterday to make sure EverMom is taking care of herself, an I played wif her bags of stuff. De nurse laughed an was okay about it, so EverMom just said, “I think Adi wants to be a nurse. I would be so proud!”

It was Christmas, an EverMom tooked a picture of me being a Christmas kitty.

I started sitting on EverMom’s lap instead of just next to her, an she likes it. (I like it, too.)

But I like it so much, I make biscuits on EverMom’s leg, an sometimes I forget an do clawpaw instead of softpaw.

EverMom goes, “Eeep!” So I know it only hurts a little bit. Then I try to stop, but sometimes de claws just come out all on dere own. I sowwy, EverMom!

A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: If you could have a hooman job, what would it be?

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