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Hewwo. Um, I’m Adi, okay?

I sat in EverMom’s lap and poked her with my biscuit-makers, and she tried to clip them and I jumped down and blooded her ankle. So she said, “I’m going to fix your little red wagon.”

I laughed, cause I don’t HAVE a little red wagon. But I ought to have one, because I’m a Princess!

Then a box came and she said, “Adi, your little red wagon is here.”

But it wasn’t a little red wagon! It was a little black pole wif another pole and hangers.

She didn’t use the sling, she used the hangers, one around my neck and one around my belly (with my paws on the ground, not with me hanging to death). I did NOT like it, though. But she clipped the nails on one paw and it didn’t hurt and she gave me a treat. Then she did another paw and it didn’t hurt and she gave me a treat. Then she shaved my personal parts and then she let me out of the hangers and carried me like a baby and I purred and was happy.

Also, sometimes I sneak upstairs when EverMom goes up to feed the imbizible kitty because she has to put a bar in the door and it takes a minute. So she said, “Adi, I’m going to fix your little red wagon.”

She couldn’t fool me again! Sure enough, she didn’t get me a little red wagon, she got a new latch for the door that she can open and close from inside and outside.

So, like she says sometimes, I showed her a trick worth two of that.

Here is my regular chair.

She sits in the other chair, which is nasty and clean and doesn’t have any soft fluffy Adi-fur on it. But, after those little red wagons, I changed chairs!

I also jumped onto her bed before she could get into it, and I wouldn’t move, and she had to squinch herself up so she would fit.

Little red wagon, my eye!

A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: How do you teach your hoomans lessons wifout hurting them?

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