Mark Twain said: “Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.” On the other hand, I’ve been using increasing amounts of profanity these past years, and seriously need to go on a potty-mouth-free diet in order to cleanse my system, so I’m…

So Charlie and I were in the car, and I said, “Do you smell gas?” He sucked in so much air, the car roof bowed inward a little, and said, “No.” Then he said, “You have a better smeller than I do.” I appreciated that.…

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