Sweetie Pie Turner here, MomGoth’s mom’s cat. Mom’s cuckoo clock has been grinding down for some time. The cuckoo stopped going all the way in or out years ago, and it never kept the right time. For the past few months, the pendulum just randomly…

I got this in a knife fight. Yeah, I’m lyin’. I got it when I visited a friend who has a large and friendly dog. The dog jumped up to greet me and accidentally raked me with her nails. She’s a good dog, but still…

Sweetie Pie Turner here, blogging for my mom’s daughter, MomGoth. One of my favorite places to hang out is on the bottom shelf of this bookcase that my mom uses for a plant stand. So I ask myself: Am I pretending to be a book,…