Dasha! Dasha! Dasha! I’m Dasha! Or Disher! Or Dish-Dash! Or Pookie! Or Bebop! Or Brat 7! I’m a chinchilla! Momma an Daddy wint to Warshintin DC and left me wif Grandmar an Granddad. I was mad, bccaus I’m a Momma’s gurl. I’m big now, 2,…
Tag: animals
I’m cheat-cheat-cheating! I wrote this story yesterday, because I’ll be busy all day today! I’m at the Edinburgh Outlet Mall in Edinburgh, Indiana, selling books (I hope!). Last week, Mrs. DiMarco said she needed to get a kitty, which prompted this week’s Story A Day…
I’m writing this story, and I’m like, WTF? Because we’re practically vegetarian and we know vegetarians, and they aren’t wackadoo. Charlie isn’t wackadoo. I’m not speaking for myself. Then I remembered that I actually have gone online to see whether cats can be fed a…