Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? Chickie already told you about The Sad Thing, so I won’t talk about Poppa going to the hospital and coming home and going away forebber. I’m going to talk about other comings and goings. Like, the super-nice…

Is this fing on? Not used to these gomputers yet. Hallo, hoomans. Freyja Mehitabel Seshet in da house—yes, in da house! Not long ago, I was the roughest, toughest, alleycat empress around, until some hoomans that call themselves archaeologists came along and I adopted one…

Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what! I got out this week, but I only went to the edge of the porch, and I let Momma pick me up and bring me in. It smells funny out there. Momma walked up the road, and…