I was driving in Louisville the other day, something I seldom do, and the GPS lady and I were not getting along. I knew where I was, and I knew where I was going, but GPS and I were just not on the same page.…

I was driving in Louisville the other day, something I seldom do, and the GPS lady and I were not getting along. I knew where I was, and I knew where I was going, but GPS and I were just not on the same page.…
HELLO! My name is CHICKIE! First, Mommy said to tell you she’s at a bar today, whatever that means. It must be a hooman fing. She said to tell you it’s the bee’s knees. I didn’t even know bees had knees! Mommy says I can…
Dang! Don’t know where this one came from. It just did. Dog Days He was born in a kennel in the country, although he never smelled the outdoors. Outdoors was for people. His family’s cage came unlatched once, and he wandered over to where the…