HELLO! My name is CHICKIE! First, Mommy said to tell you she’s at a bar today, whatever that means. It must be a hooman fing. She said to tell you it’s the bee’s knees. I didn’t even know bees had knees! Mommy says I can…

Dang! Don’t know where this one came from. It just did. Dog Days He was born in a kennel in the country, although he never smelled the outdoors. Outdoors was for people. His family’s cage came unlatched once, and he wandered over to where the…