Hi, there. I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? We have lots of deer cats outside, and one of the little ones grew up and came back to visit. Momma took a picture of him, but he didn’t come close, so it isn’t a very good…

Hewwo. Um, I’m Adi, okay? Fings have been quiet around here. Nobody beed bad, nobody had an ambenture, just regular sleeping, eating, hissing, shedding, and frowing up onna carpet and furniture because we ate too fast so de odders couldn’t get our food. We take…

HELLO! My name is CHICKIE! Tipper thinks he’s the guard cat, but I have a lot of security responsibilities, too. Mostly against Adi. I have to make sure she doesn’t tear the hut up, squashing it the way she does. She might be making a…