HELLO! My name is CHICKIE! I’m a big girl now, acause Mommy said I had a Big Girl Operation. I had strings tied into my belly. The vet lady must know that I love to play wif strings! The vet lady played a game wif…

Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? Chickie’s in jail! She was bezing so bad: Getting on the table alla time, when Momma and Poppa were right there! Everybody knows you’re only allowed on the table when no hoomans are watching. [Momma: Say what?]…

HELLO! My name is CHICKIE! Mommy went to a fing, and she broughted Poppy back a drawring of ME! She showded the lady dis picture: And the lady drawed and painteded dis: [NOTE FROM “MOMMY”: The lady’s name is Sarah Tidwell, and her website is…