Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? I was very busy this week! I only bited Momma once, and I kind of didn’t mean to. I was just feeling feisty and I made a pass at her arm wif my teef, and they kind…

Amidala speaking. I know this will surprise you — it certainly surprises me — but it isn’t my putative brother, Munchkin, who has a confession to make, it is I. Granny has been exceedingly unwell this week and MaMA has been with her at her…