I have a happy and a cross this week.
I’m happy because Mom didn’t sleep well last night. That sounds mean but, since Charlie won’t allow me on the bed, the only time I get to sleep next to Mom is when she dozes sitting up on the couch. Then I sit on the top of the cushions by her head and pet her with my tail. I like to think my purring helps her sleep.
But, in spite of all the help and care I give her, she thinks this kind of thing is funny:
She even set up a Bad Katya Cafe Press store. But the joke’s on her, because nobody buys anything from it. ha!
She’s crazy about that icky-sweet Hello Kitty. So I tried to get her to make a different store for me. I even made this to get things started.But Mom says there would be something called copyright infringement. I told her I’m not afraid of lawyers, but she said that’s because it isn’t me they’d come after. She said it’s really kind of creepy, and the more she looks at it, the more she likes it, and it’s too bad the HK lawyers wouldn’t appreciate it.
Speaking of lack of appreciation: I left Mom a perfectly beautiful hind end of a chipmunk, placed conveniently near her chair in the office, and she didn’t even say thank you!
A WRITING PROMPT FOR CATS: What’s the best thing you do for your human?