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- Clean out joint account — Check
- Fly to Hawaii — Check
- Buy new wardrobe — Check
New Year’s resolutions, she mused, just took self-discipline.
Three Little Words
He shovels snow and chops wood. This is his language of love.
When he comes in, she’ll reply, and he’ll know she understands:
“There’s hot cocoa.”
We saved him from our cat and put him in the henhouse, hoping he’d be okay.
He was gone in the morning. The eggs that day were rainbow-shelled and solid chocolate.
My bulbs were so healthy the spring after Fred disappeared, the cops dug up the garden. No Fred, just fresh manure. An understandable mistake.
We drove past her house. My mother made a spitting noise.
“Mom! I thought you said you forgave her!”
“I did.” She paused. “But I didn’t forgive her car.”
He called. “I found you on the ‘Net. Lunch?”
He hadn’t changed since graduation. Still a geek. Still adorable.
She was different, though. This time, she said, “Yes.”
A bird flits through the rafters of the Super-Store. He sings of the trees that grew here once, and will grow here again.
The Postmaster’s Sweetheart
She knew the time had come to end the courtship and set the wedding date when he started tacking her picture to the “Most Wanted” board.
“Thank you for coming to help us remember him.”
“It was in the mailbox. Took him just like that.”
“What was it? A spider? A snake?”
“A letter. He never recovered.”
End of Argument
“She was very happy.”
No, I wasn’t.
“She was devoted to her work.”
I hated it.
“She just wasn’t the type to empty the till and take off.”
Oh, really? She grins and switches the car radio to the jazz station.
“That sort of thing only happens in cartoons.” She sneered at my warning as I dodged back into the store and the shadow of the grand piano grew rapidly around her.
I put an MP3 player in his. He put an orange in mine.
I stripped the rind and divided the sections. There was a ruby ring inside.
“Ho, ho, ho,” he said.
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