Zugdotcom, America’s Hero!

You think the chicken/egg conundrum is THE classic? No! No, my friends, it is not. The classic conundrum is the wiener/bun one. Yes, that one. And Zugdotcom has solved it!

For those who don’t have high-speed connections or the Flash plug-in (doesn’t come with Mandriva’s Firefox — go here to download it), what he’s done is get the customer interface people from Wonder Bread and Oscar Meyer wieners on a conference call, and he’s gotten them each to agree to forward his suggestion for each product to come in packages of twelve! Brilliant!

Anyone with one drop of OCD blood in his or her veins owes this man a debt of gratitude which we — I mean you — can never repay.

A WRITING PROMPT FOR YOU: A discrepancy drives a character to distraction.



I was born in Louisville, Kentucky, but now live in the woods in southern Indiana. Though I only write fiction, I love to read non-fiction. The more I learn about this world, the more fantastic I see it is.

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One thought on “Zugdotcom, America’s Hero!

  1. Red Tash

    July 18, 2012 at 8:36am

    I don’t even think it’s OCD. Just good sense.

    Remember Steve Martin in Father of the Bride? Total breakdown. 😉

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