BUSTED #Caturday

[Note from MomGoth: This is the first of the month, so there’s a new Hot Flash on the Hot Flashes page.]

Sweetie Pie Turner here, MomGoth’s mom’s cat.

MomGoth is pretty sneaky! She’s been putting placemats and papers on Mom’s kitchen table. Yesterday morning, she took a picture of the evidence she got that way.sweetiebustedI tried to explain it away.

sweetiebustedscuse“A bad guy came up from the basement and knocked those papers off the table! Then he snuck back into the basement and just giggled….”

But she didn’t believe me.

I finally confessed.

sweetiebustedshame“Okay, I admit it. I was on the table.” Gosh! Hire a lawyer and sue me!

A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Are you allowed on the kitchen table? If not, why not?



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One thought on “BUSTED #Caturday

  1. Jane

    October 1, 2016 at 11:21am

    Justs try to make a cat avoid a table! It’s right there! It’s up high! I get attention when I’m up there! Best place inna world!

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    • Marian Allen

      October 3, 2016 at 8:07am

      What irritates — and, let’s be honest, amuses — me is that you CAN train a cat to stay off the table … when they know you’re looking.

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  2. A.C.Flory

    October 1, 2016 at 6:49pm

    Not good for Cat-Human relations, but a spray bottle of cold water works a treat. Just saying…;)

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    • Marian Allen

      October 3, 2016 at 8:07am

      It does work wonders, so long as you catch the cat in the act. When they sneak, and they’re off the table in your presence, they’ve got you beat!

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  3. A.C.Flory

    October 4, 2016 at 5:24am

    True – that also applies to other ‘presents’. -sigh-

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  4. Dan Antion

    October 14, 2016 at 5:07pm

    If I were you, I would look in the basement, just to be sure.

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    • Marian Allen

      October 15, 2016 at 9:50am

      LOL! I take my lesson from Satchel Paige: “Don’t look back. Something might be gaining on you.”

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