A Bad Day and a Good Day #Caturday

Hi, there! My name is Tipper Allen, and guess what? I had to go to the vet, and I got in trouble, and I had a birfday, all in this one week!

I sure didn’t want to get in my cat carrier. The last time I got put in a carrier, I was taken away from my home and put in a new place. I really like it here with Momma and Poppa, and I didn’t want to go somewhere else. And the time before that, Finder Man took me to the vet and they cut my man parts off. What were they going to do to me, now????

“Service”? You can serve me by letting me out of here!
Srsly — Let. Me. Out.

Well, they poked me and they squished me, and they looked at my teef and my ears and my bottom. They took blood out and they squirted stuff in. Momma says I’m safe from fleas and ticks and heartworms and stuff for six months, and I’m healthy and strong.

And then Poppa found out I got trapped upstairs a couple of times and had to use the beds as emergency litterboxes, and he got mad at me.

So the next day was my one year birfday, and Momma said she wasn’t going to give me all of my presents, because I was naughty.

She gave me this one, though:

That’s Mr. CrinkleGuy. I love him!

And yesterday, she gave me this one.

It says, “Insert treats or catnip to extend play time.” Momma chose these.

I approve! They are SO GOOD! And the Kong is fun to play with, too, especially once I figured out I needed to pick it up by the little end and bat it with my paw, and the treats would fall out.

I hope I don’t have to go to the vet or don’t get in trouble next week. I wouldn’t say no to another birfday, though!

A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Have you ever used something you shouldn’t have for a litterbox?



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One thought on “A Bad Day and a Good Day #Caturday

  1. Dan Antion

    March 25, 2017 at 9:31am

    Tipper, tell your mom that if she doesn’t reward bad behavior, there won’t ever be any rewards. Blame it on the sign you were born under. By the way, I’m pretty sure that was “Free to a good home” …just Sayin’

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  2. Joey

    March 25, 2017 at 2:02pm

    That’s a big week for Tipper! šŸ™‚
    I swear one of the reasons Catticus hates going in the carrier is because his sister went in one and never came back. The traumas they feel are real. <3

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    • Marian Allen

      March 25, 2017 at 3:26pm

      Yes, they are, Joey. Poor li’l things; and we can’t ‘splain to them. šŸ™

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  3. A.C.Flory

    March 25, 2017 at 6:26pm

    Happy Birthday, Tipper. You’re safe now, so relax. Just…stay away from places where you can get locked in!

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