Today is another twofer, courtesy of my late, great mother.
Kids are question machines, and sometimes moms don’t have answers. So sometimes I would ask a question, and Mom would say:
Beats me, Lieutenant.
Where she got that, I do not know. She was never in military service. Grandpa was, so maybe he brought it home.
But here’s the thing: When a day came that I used it to her, she said:
Well, find out, Sergeant!
Just couldn’t win with her. Wasn’t worth the trouble to even try. 😀
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