Grandpa’s Dirty Joke #1LinerWeds

If you knew my grandfather, you’d know that the very idea of his telling a dirty joke is funny. I mean, for all I know, he told them all the time among fellers, but he was a perfect gentlemen and never spoke inappropriately to a lady. And all females were ladies, to him.

But we all lived in each other’s pockets, as they say, and never left the living room where we all congregated (Mom, Grandma, Grandpa, and I) without announcing where we were going.

And just let one of us say we were going to take a bath, and Grandpa was guaranteed to say:

This post is part of Linda G. HillÂ’s weekly blog hop, One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner or just like them, follow the link.

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I was born in Louisville, Kentucky, but now live in the woods in southern Indiana. Though I only write fiction, I love to read non-fiction. The more I learn about this world, the more fantastic I see it is.

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One thought on “Grandpa’s Dirty Joke #1LinerWeds

  1. Ally Bean

    March 6, 2019 at 8:45am

    Cute line that sounds exactly like the type of thing my father would have said! Funny, if only because so predictable.

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      Marian Allen

      March 6, 2019 at 8:47am

      Naturally, we all said it to him, if HE said HE was going to take a bath. Or, “Is it Saturday already?”

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