Warning! #1LinerWeds

This is more of a punch-liner Wednesday than a One-Liner Wednesday, because I want to tell you one of my grandpa’s jokes. I just thought of it, and I want to share it before I forget.

This fella has a new wallet, and he shows it off to his friend.

The friend says, “That’s real nice! What’s it made out of?”

The fella says, “Hide.”

Friend says, “Made out of what?”

Fella says, “Hide.”

The friend says, “What?”

Fella says, “Hide! Hide! A cow’s outside!”

The friend says:

“Why should I hide? I’m not afraid of a cow!”

This post is part of Linda G. Hill’s weekly blog hop, One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner or just like them, follow the link.

A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Difficulty in communication, misunderstanding.



I was born in Louisville, Kentucky, but now live in the woods in southern Indiana. Though I only write fiction, I love to read non-fiction. The more I learn about this world, the more fantastic I see it is.

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One thought on “Warning! #1LinerWeds

  1. pm laberge

    July 31, 2019 at 11:21am

    Hoooooowl! Now, I liked that one!

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