I was walking down the hall at work with a friend, and a woman was walking in front of us. Whether by nature or design, she was illustrating the meaning of the word “sashay”. I mean, if Housekeeping had tied a broom to her back, they wouldn’t have had to sweep that hall, you get me?
ANYWAY, my friend says, real quiet like, so as not to be impolite, she says:
I wish I had a swing like that on my back porch.
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A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Write about walking down a hallway.
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John Holton
October 21, 2020 at 2:51pmDo fries come with that shake?
Marian Allen
October 21, 2020 at 2:51pm😀
circadianreflections
October 21, 2020 at 4:57pmROFL!! I’m dead! That’s pretty funny. 😀
Dan Antion
October 21, 2020 at 5:26pmGives new meaning to “get a wiggle on.”
RAAckerman@Cerebrations.biz
October 23, 2020 at 6:35pmGuess she was too nervous to have it on the front porch…
Marian Allen
October 24, 2020 at 9:58amI should think so.