Comes now a memory fish from the dear dead days of the seventies.
A group of friends had been partaking of a recreational substance which is legal in some states now, but was legal in none at the time.
Friend One was eating Oreos as if Friend One were Popeye and the Oreos were spinach.
Friend Two was eating chips and salsa likewise.
Friend One said, “You want some Oreos?”
Friend Two said, “I don’t think Oreos would go very good with chips and salsa.”
To which Friend One responded:
You’re not stoned enough.
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