Benchmark #1LinerWednesday

Comes now a memory fish from the dear dead days of the seventies.

A group of friends had been partaking of a recreational substance which is legal in some states now, but was legal in none at the time.

Friend One was eating Oreos as if Friend One were Popeye and the Oreos were spinach.

Friend Two was eating chips and salsa likewise.

Friend One said, “You want some Oreos?”

Friend Two said, “I don’t think Oreos would go very good with chips and salsa.”

To which Friend One responded:

You’re not stoned enough.

This post is part of Linda G. Hill’s weekly blog hop, One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner or just like them, follow the link.

A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Write about unheard-of generosity.



I was born in Louisville, Kentucky, but now live in the woods in southern Indiana. Though I only write fiction, I love to read non-fiction. The more I learn about this world, the more fantastic I see it is.

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One thought on “Benchmark #1LinerWednesday

  1. Dan Antion

    March 31, 2021 at 11:08am

    Ha! You would have to be pretty far gone for that combination to work.

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  2. John Holton

    March 31, 2021 at 12:00pm

    Ah, the good old days. If you can remember them, you weren’t there…

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      Marian Allen

      March 31, 2021 at 1:17pm

      I’m assured that I was, and have been shown pictures to prove it. lol

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