HELLO! My name is CHICKIE!
Tipper and I played a good trick on Mommy. Tipper hid behind the bookcase. I got Mommy to look at me, then I went behind the bookcase and Tipper came out from the other side. Mommy said, “What? I thought I had two cats, but I only have one?” We flopped on the floor and laughed and laughed!
Then I played another trick. Mommy was sitting up in bed, reading, and I got on the Chickie Blanket, like always, and I did like I was put together wrong, like this:
Mommy said, “I’m going to have to take you into the shop and have you recalibrated.”
She opened a new bag of tweets and put them in the tweet jar with the screw-on top that she keeps in a drawer. I don’t know why she won’t let me just help myself anymore. But she always gives me the empty tweet bag to play with. I wanted to say thank you, so she came to bed and found this:
She was so happy, she laughed!
Sometimes it’s boring being a cat, so sometimes I play like the couch is a wild buffamo or something, and I have to hang on for dear nine lives!
Now I have to go think up some more tricks to make Mommy laugh! Today would have been Poppy’s birfday, and she’s kind of sad. But I bet you a Temptations chicken tweet Tipper and I make her laugh.
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Do you play tricks on your hooman? Think of one right now!