HELLO! My name is CHICKIE! I got sick and threw up pink with red streaks in it, and Mommy was scared, but then she looked in the pantry and saw that I had been eating a hole in the red plastic mesh bag the potatoes…

HELLO! My name is CHICKIE! Adi is still here. I have to remember to be on my guard so I can hiss at her. Sometimes I forget. Sometimes she comes into the bathroom while I’m helping Mommy brush her teef, but she stays on the…

HELLO! My name is CHICKIE! I have exciting news! At night, Mommy turns into a cat, with a muzzle! When I found out, I started giving her nose boops and play-nipping her front legs (she calls them arms). She goes, “Ow! Ow! Ow!” just like…