I get very few spam comments these days, and what I get is flat-dab boring. But this was a gem. I’m sharing it with you today because the last line produced “prolonged outright laughter” (bonus points if you can name that reference). 🔺WELCOME TO THE…

If you don’t like raw tomatoes, this salad is a nightmare. For the rest of us, it’s bliss. Red tomatoes, yellow tomatoes, mozzarella, and fresh herbs (this is parsley and basil). Dress it with Italian dressing, and gorge yourself in a very unladylike way. Sure,…

There is a meal delivery service, which shall be nameless, that specializes in vegan food. It starts with a V, ends in an O, and has two Es, a T, and an R in the middle. I have a vegan daughter and I love veg.…