I get very few spam comments these days, and what I get is flat-dab boring. But this was a gem. I’m sharing it with you today because the last line produced “prolonged outright laughter” (bonus points if you can name that reference).
🔺WELCOME TO THE GREAT ILLUMINATI🔺
Greetings to you.
Are you ready to Join the illuminati for wealth fame power, protection, Wisdom and all your desires. Apply For Illuminati Membership Today And Enjoy The Benefits. Join us today and start receiving $1million as first membership benefit. Also more await.Kindly reply (YES)
If interested or to know more about the organizationNOTE!!
Distance is not a barrier to join the Illuminati and no human blood sacrifice.
Is it so, so wrong for me to think it’s so, so funny that they feel it’s necessary to specify that?
This post is part of Linda G. Hills weekly blog hop, One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner or just like them, follow the link.
A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Write about an organization that feels it necessary to specify something that should go without saying, and the implications of that.
MA
Dan Antion
September 15, 2021 at 8:03amAnd that they specify “human” blood.
Thanks for the morning chuckle.
Marian Allen
September 15, 2021 at 8:13amIt’s that specificity that’s disturbing, right?
Dan Antion
September 15, 2021 at 9:06amBut hey, for a million bucks…
Alicia Butcher Ehrhardt
September 15, 2021 at 4:44pmI will know someone in the Illuminati! I’m so excited! Let me know when you’re in, and have that first million. So excited for you!
Marian Allen
September 16, 2021 at 7:28amWhen I’m in, I think I can send messages with my brain. And maybe order food from anywhere in the world and have it appear instantly. It’ll be pretty cool.
Alicia Butcher Ehrhardt
September 16, 2021 at 1:17pmDo follow up, please.