A Jewel From My Spam Filter #1LinerWeds

I get very few spam comments these days, and what I get is flat-dab boring. But this was a gem. I’m sharing it with you today because the last line produced “prolonged outright laughter” (bonus points if you can name that reference).


Greetings to you.
Are you ready to Join the illuminati for wealth fame power, protection, Wisdom and all your desires. Apply For Illuminati Membership Today And Enjoy The Benefits. Join us today and start receiving $1million as first membership benefit. Also more await.

Kindly reply (YES)
If interested or to know more about the organization


Distance is not a barrier to join the Illuminati and no human blood sacrifice.

Is it so, so wrong for me to think it’s so, so funny that they feel it’s necessary to specify that?

This post is part of Linda G. HillÂ’s weekly blog hop, One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner or just like them, follow the link.

A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Write about an organization that feels it necessary to specify something that should go without saying, and the implications of that.



I was born in Louisville, Kentucky, but now live in the woods in southern Indiana. Though I only write fiction, I love to read non-fiction. The more I learn about this world, the more fantastic I see it is.

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One thought on “A Jewel From My Spam Filter #1LinerWeds

  1. Dan Antion

    September 15, 2021 at 8:03am

    And that they specify “human” blood.

    Thanks for the morning chuckle.

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  2. Alicia Butcher Ehrhardt

    September 15, 2021 at 4:44pm

    I will know someone in the Illuminati! I’m so excited! Let me know when you’re in, and have that first million. So excited for you!

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      Marian Allen

      September 16, 2021 at 7:28am

      When I’m in, I think I can send messages with my brain. And maybe order food from anywhere in the world and have it appear instantly. It’ll be pretty cool.

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