HELLO! My name is CHICKIE!
This week, Mommy got in the inside rain box and then she said, “DAMMIT!” and threw her hairbaub out on the floor. I don’t know what that hairbaub did to make her mad, but I wasn’t having it! I knocked that thing all over the floor, and even knocked it all the way out of the room! I bet it won’t do it again, whatever it was it did.
We saw a deer cat in the side yard, eating the tops off the flowers. Tipper told him to stop, and he looked up, but he didn’t stop until he looked up and saw me. THEN he ran away! Yeah!
Mommy went to visit a friend, and the friend had cats and dogs. Mommy took a picture of one of the cats, who got into Mommy’s carry bag and sat.
Tipper and I didn’t like the smells she came home with, so she changed her clothes so we would settle down. Stupid other cats. Stupid dogs.
Mommy lets me drink out of the faucet so much, sometimes I don’t even want to. Then, other times, I love it. I just have to pretend to love it all the time, so she won’t stop offering it to me. The things we have to do to keep our hoomans trained!
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: What is your hooman’s best trick you’ve taught them?