I went to a Christmas market and passed a store with this sign outside. This is a marketing ploy I had never seen before, but it’s so darn crazy it just might work.
One way is holiday delight. The other way is possible certain death. Yes, I said “possible certain”. You know what I mean. It’s a telescoped “if/then” statement.
–>Unique handmade gifts;
<–DUNNO…maybe bears?? wouldn’t risk it.
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A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Maybe bears.