Marketing #1LinerWeds

I went to a Christmas market and passed a store with this sign outside. This is a marketing ploy I had never seen before, but it’s so darn crazy it just might work.

One way is holiday delight. The other way is possible certain death. Yes, I said “possible certain”. You know what I mean. It’s a telescoped “if/then” statement.

–>Unique handmade gifts;
<–DUNNO…maybe bears?? wouldn’t risk it.

This post is part of Linda G. Hill’s weekly blog hop, One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner or just like them, follow the link.

A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Maybe bears.

MA

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One thought on “Marketing #1LinerWeds

  1. acflory

    December 8, 2021 at 8:44pm

    lol lol lol – I’d go in too, just to congratulate the owner. 😀

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