I nearly forgot I promised you a list. Here it is, along with the surgeon’s assistant’s response to the last one.

1. Use it in place of a purse
2. Stash a tribble as a Klingon detector
3. Carry a pet with you, from a mouse to a Maine Coon Cat, depending on your cup size
4. Be a dope mule
5. Shoplift
6. Stuff it with an ice pack or a hot water bottle for temperature control
7. Smuggle snacks into the movies
8. Keep a roll of toilet paper handy in case the stall you’re in runs out
9. Install an air horn so you can honk at people like Harpo Marx
10. My personal favorite: Sneak liquor into the infield at Churchill Downs on Derby Day, which is forbidden. The assistant said, “Now yer talkin’!” until I told her that a bonus was you could repurpose your drain bulbs for it. To which she said:

Ewwwwwwwww!!!!

This post is part of Linda G. Hill’s weekly blog hop, One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner or just like them, follow the link.

A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Can you think of any other uses? Use any of yours or mine as a prompt.

MA