Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what! Momma tried to fool me this week, but she didn’t.
Momma came home from visiting #4 Hooman Sister and showed me this picture. She said it proved that #4 Hooman Sister’s cat, Freyja, brought her breffass in bed.
But #4 Hooman Sister said that, no, she was using the bed table to look at stuff on her laptop in bed. So ha! Nice try, Momma! If anybody was going to bring their hooman breffass in bed, it would be me.
Adi and I had a big fight. We hissed and growled and yowled and smacked each other upside the head like skippity-pap.
Then I walked away and she ate some kibble.
I got mad at her because she keeps taking my place on the couch between Momma and #4 Hooman Sister.
That’s just not right! I’M the bootiful one!
Chickie and I spend so much time fighting with Adi, we don’t have time to sleep AND eat AND fight with each other.
That might have to change, though. I was doing the cutest pose I could think of, and Momma was going, “Awwwwww,” and went to take a picture, and SOMEBODY had to photobomb it!
Oh, well. What’s to be done? Pretty much nuffin.
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: What makes you maddest of all?