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Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? Momma clipped my claws. I didn’t want her to. I told her only girls get their nails did. And she said, “Oh, yeah? Then why do they call it a MANicure?”

Well, that made sense, so I let her do it. She kept talking about what big, savage man-claws I had, and that made me feel proud.

Now she says I’m a gentleman cat.

She still hasn’t been able to throw me in jail. She boughted a can door for the window screen, but she hasn’t put it in yet. She says she has to wait until she can close me inna bedroom or I’ll sneak out into the wild when she has the window open.

So I just nap on my window seat and wait. Then, when I can come and go whenever I want to, we’ll see.

A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Do you ever get your nails did?

TA