#Caturday #cats #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #calico #calicocats #scottishfold #scottishfoldlovers #Adi #AdiLadyFluffington #FrauleinProfessorOverknocker

Hewwo. Um, I’m Adi, okay?

I guess it’s true dat dere’s a new cat upstairs, because I pushed open the Closed Door an dere was wet food in dere. We nebber get wet food, so it must be for anudder cat.

I eated it.

EverMom: The food, not the cat.

So dat cat comed out of de Sekrit Room an nobody knows where she is, but she’s upstairs. So EverMom closeded de door to de upstairs an now Tipper’s mad cause he can’t sleep inna sun at de upstairs back window.

I went to sit inna door of da catio so nobody could go out dere, an EverMom came an held de door shut. I din wanna leave de catio, but I din like dat I couldn’t.

EverMom was like, Oh, you’re so good at pushing doors open. Open DIS door. Come on, open DIS door.

I tried.

EverMom tended I was talking, but I was just saying, Dis is a weird joke. OB COURSE I eated the wet food. Silly EverMom!

But EverMom kept saying,

Hal.

Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

I don’t know if she was apposeda be Hal or if I was, but she only did dat for a minute, an den she stopped an I coulda come into de house if I wanted to, but I just stayed where I was an tried to figure out who Hal was.

A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Who’s Hal?

AAA