Again, these were taken from a moving car while #4 Daughter, the amazing Sara Marian, drove. So they’re wockerjawed, weirdly truncated, and marred by reflections and dirty windows. These aren’t exactly ghost doors and windows, since they aren’t bricked up, but they aren’t in commission,…

I’m still lumpy and bumpy as my body struggles to reabsorb the PBF (Precious Bodily Fluids) running rampant under my skin. I never knew I was so juicy. I’m glad I decided against reconstructive surgery, because enough is enough, amIright? Falsies FTW. ANYWAY, what with…