What can’t I say on Facebook? Just about anything. That’s why I’m not on Facebook anymore. Got tired of getting bitch-slapped by folks who fancied themselves woker-than-thou. I mean, the ones who really WERE more woke didn’t bitch-slap, right? They taught. But there were some….…

Actually, I took a couple of these pictures while I was driving (stopped at stop signs, of course). So some of them are “kinely wockerjawed,” as we said when I was growing up. If you don’t speak rubonics, that means kind of crooked. Thursday Doors…

People from Kentucky don’t like to be called hicks. But I’m from Kentucky, and my language betrays me. At one point, I wanted to go into acting, so I schooled myself to speak without an accent. When I didn’t go into acting, my mother said…