I haven’t posted a poem for a long time. Some people might say I’m not posting a POEM now, within the strictest meaning of the term. You know what those people can do, don’t you? IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT, THEY CAN LUMP IT, THAT’S…

Sweetie Pie Turner here. When I say MomGoth finds a buck, I mean a buck. Bambi — that kind of buck! MomGoth says he’s been haunting the front yard, eating mushrooms. Lucky for him they aren’t the kind of mushrooms MomGoth gathers, which only come…

Sweetie Pie Turner, here. My favorite thing used to be baptizing stuffed animals. Then my favorite thing was climbing my mom’s leg and biting her in the butt. Sometimes my favorite thing is napping, or exploring in the basement. But mostly, my favorite thing is…